§ 07  Work with Joe

What brings you here?

Pick one. It takes about a minute, and it means the person reading your message can help you on the first reply instead of the fourth.

Who reads this

Joe’s team, not Joe. That is deliberate and it is faster: they can answer most things immediately and route the rest properly.

You will hear back within one business day.

§ 07.1

What happens on a science consultation

Thirty minutes on video, going through what the research actually says on a topic. Here is the whole process.

  1. You tell us the topicWhat you want to understand. This tells Joe what to read before the call.
  2. You read and sign the agreementIt states plainly that Joe is not a medical doctor and that nothing in the conversation is medical advice. Written by his attorneys. One page, signed online.
  3. You pay and pick a timeCard, straight through. Then you choose a slot from Joe’s actual calendar, with no back-and-forth email.
  4. You have the conversationThirty minutes, science only. You leave with the sources so you can keep reading.
What a consultation is not

Not a medical appointment

Joe will not diagnose you, tell you what treatment to have, or advise you on your own case, not because of a technicality, but because he is not qualified to and would be doing you harm by pretending otherwise.

What he will do is tell you what the published evidence says, what it doesn’t say, how strong it is, and what questions to take to the physician who is treating you. For a lot of families that turns out to be the more useful half.

Consultation 30 minutes
Scope
Science only, never medical advice
Format
Video call
Length
30 minutes
Fee
Quoted on inquiry
Before
Waiver signed online
Payment
Card

Not a clinical service

§ 07.2  Speaking inquiries

There is a fee, and schools should ask anyway

It varies with the event, the audience, the travel and the preparation, so it is quoted rather than published.

Schools and non-profits: a significant amount of this work is done at a reduced rate or free. That conversation happens here rather than being decided by a number on a page. Where Joe donates his time, the value is recorded as a donation in kind.

Useful to include

Date, location, audience size and age, the kind of organization you are, and what you want people to walk away with.

§ 07.3  Expert testimony

Hyperbaric incidents, diving operations, decompression, brain injury

Expert review and testimony, including chamber incident investigation, diving operations, decompression illness and traumatic brain injury.

Credentials and prior engagements available on request. Inquiries are handled discreetly.

Research collaboration

Universities, manufacturers and independent product or device testing in hyperbaric and undersea contexts. Independent means independent: findings are not conditional on the result anyone hoped for.

Contact

Send an inquiry / Book Dr. Deep Sea

Pick one. It takes about a minute, and it means the person reading your message can help you on the first reply instead of the fourth.

Science consultation

After you send this, Joe’s team will reply with a one-page agreement to sign and a link to pay and schedule. No card is taken through this form.

Joe will not diagnose you, tell you what treatment to have, or advise on your own case. He will tell you what the published evidence says, what it does not say, how strong it is, and what questions to take to the physician treating you.

Helpful to include

Date or window, location (or virtual), expected audience size and age range, and what you want people to walk away knowing.

Free book for service members

Include your branch (active duty, Guard, reserve, retired, or veteran) and a mailing address. Nothing else is needed.

Joe’s team reads this, not Joe. That is deliberate and it is faster. You will hear back within one business day.

Media & press

Interviews, podcasts and documentary requests use the same form. Please say your deadline in the message.

Service members: say which branch and where to post the book. Nothing else is needed.